The Dapper Dads
Death And Noodle Soup

Death And Noodle Soup

October 18, 2019

EPISODE 115! And it's our BEST EVER?? We think it just might be! Hear all about fighting snow, delicious bread bowls, a satanic pot of soup, movie theater seating, little shops located in your body, ball goblin chocolate, potato salad, a relationship with a fridge, shotgun against ballsack, robbing banks, the protocol of unveiling a surprise child, Bigfoot's big feet, a suicide pack, our own fleshlights, a perfect poop joke, the secret behind Sunny D and Hawaiian Punch, coupon dispensers, a present pig, a "cordigal" corgi visit, a 10 year anniversary dinner date at Chili's, a documentary about Cold Stone Creamery, candy corn, a pocket toy review, Pinhead's new look and somehow even more believe it or not. WOW.

 

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Deep Dives: Skyler from Culture Shock

Deep Dives: Skyler from Culture Shock

October 14, 2019

Culture Shock is a cool record/clothing/everything else store in Rockford. We talked to the owner Skyler about owning and operating a record store, collecting vinyl, being in business 13 years, some very specific Rockford memories, other general music discussion and much more.

 

Culture Shock is located at 2239 Charles St. Rockford, IL. Stop in sometime and buy a bunch of stuff.

 

www.facebook.com/CultureShockShop/

 

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www.cultureshockshop.com/

The Airtight Episode

The Airtight Episode

October 11, 2019

EPISODE 114! We discuss the details of our church and cult, our participation in beer olympics, a bunch of golf cart rides, repercussions of drinking, switching bones, an annoying Chick-fil-A man, places we don't want to die, eating out, those big floating balls, the top people we hate, accidentally committing crimes and much more.

 

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Corn On The Cob

Corn On The Cob

October 4, 2019

EPISODE 113! We discuss using straws, running into people, new uses for corn, horror movies, having a filter in public, Danger Mouse, a would you rather, hosting contests, Q-tips, the end of Slim, tiny candy and much more.

 

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Grandma’s On Tinder

Grandma’s On Tinder

September 27, 2019

EPISODE 112! We chit chat about women, Courvoisier and Valee, tar and feathering, Drama's wingman skills, a romantic dinner, some Vaseline news, a factory explosion, texting family members, pregnancy prevention tips, the highly anticipated results of the Impossible Whopper challenge and more.

 

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Legions Of Lesions

Legions Of Lesions

September 20, 2019

EPISODE 111! Hear us struggle to talk about getting the key to the city, an Impossible Whopper challenge, D.A.R.E. class, a couple dreams, job interviews, what Popeye was actually squeezing, finding our religion, fun with ice cubes and much more.

 

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Shoot The Tuba

Shoot The Tuba

September 13, 2019

EPISODE 110! We discuss a lack of feeling, a big dad drinking tip, erratic driving stories, cringe hangovers, attacks on tubas, parents trying to censor media, some submissions about Slim's feet and Facebook Dating plus much more probably.

 

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Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with all your sexual health questions

 

Leave us 5 star ratings WITH reviews on Apple Podcasts or we give up

 

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Deep Dives: Danny from Don’t Panic Records & Distro

Deep Dives: Danny from Don’t Panic Records & Distro

September 9, 2019

We sat down with Danny from Don't Panic Records & Distro, a DIY punk label based out of Chicago. We discuss what a distro is, the transition into a label, his work in different bands, the process of putting out releases, Tom Waits, the Tony Hawk Pro Skater soundtracks and much more.

 

Check out the label and buy some music: https://dontpanicitsadistro.bandcamp.com/album/dont-panic-sampler

 

www.facebook.com/dontpanicrecords/

 

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www.twitter.com/dontpanicrecs

 

Music featured in this episode (chronologically):

 

Nude Model - Darts from the album Crying Games

 

The Kreutzer Sonata - Fast Times from the album The Rosehill Gates

 

The Muslims - ShirkJerk from the album Mayo Supreme

Introducing Deep Dives

Introducing Deep Dives

September 7, 2019

We're unleashing a cool new side podcast where we interview people we know who do cool stuff. Episodes will drop once a month (hopefully) right where you get the normal show. The first one drops Monday 9/9.

Beakers With Beaker

Beakers With Beaker

September 6, 2019

EPISODE 109! We chat about Love After Lockup, dad nipples, Beaker and Dr. Robotnik's love life, the true hell, cults, a recent trip to Chicago, a chicken lawsuit, hot girls smoking crack, the continuation of a voicemail saga and more. plus a BIG new announcement!

 

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