84. Latter Day Saint Mafia Squirrels

March 15, 2019

Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior? In this one we chat about our need for a summer intern, Dramas delicious surprise, how spring appears to be springing, seeing Pkew Pkew Pkew in Chicago again, Disney dvds, Dollar Tree, gangstalking, EpiPens, email chains you must forward, a deathly submission, movie gore, embarrassing moments, awful retail stories, Billy Joel and more.

 

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83. The Church Of Ray Romano Voice

March 8, 2019

DEBRA! In this doozy we dive into making a dating app, using the bathroom without cell phones, stubborn dogs, babies, throwing food out of a car, a world ending tornado, the Lords of Chaos movie, an Everybody Loves Raymond parody, dying at 130 vs. 30 like the old days, movie then dinner or dinner then movie, where does the crack begin and probably even more.

 

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82. Bichard’s

March 1, 2019

It's gonna get nasty. We talk about hanging out of windows, being tricked into looking at pictures, wiener or camera: the movie, buttholes and haircuts, Abducted In Plain Sight, a bizarre letter from Philadelphia, beer prices, a submission that ruins our career, a voicemail from across several ponds with some quick ones and much more.

 

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81. Saturday Night Wrist

February 22, 2019

We've been everywhere, man. Hear all about birds and their possibly furry bellies, cakes from hell, celebrities one murder pass, the results of the case race, an amazing fanfiction submission, a compilation album for dads to drive to, James Brown alleged murder, hiring the best hitman and more.

 

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80. We Did It All For The Nookie

February 15, 2019

So you can take that cookie? And stick it up your? Yeah? We discuss fighting fans, basketball in the 90's, a hospital trip for a broken member, some age appropriate lyrics, being hot for teacher, girls with boyfriends, X-Men, Sherlock Holmes from the future or right now, doing it all for nookie, waterbeds and beer plans.

 

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79. Death Parde God Hell

February 8, 2019

Come on feel the noise. We talk watermelons, wizards, the best episode of Hoarders, walks in the park, an interesting show and tell, the cold weather, our mental breakdowns, an elaborate street fight, Drama's prison bid, Bjork, what Slim's really made of, corn dog sizes, a Death Party, Curd's Corner makes a return and 3 quick ones. What a bargain!

 

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78. Demonic Conglomerate

February 1, 2019

It just never ends. This week we talk leprechauns, working out new material at funerals, having affairs, wiping a man on a flight, how to get undressed, Fyre fest, Teanna Trump, the cold weather and our cars in it plus a bunch of other stuff probably.

 

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77. The Curse Of The Tall Woman And The Little Man

January 25, 2019

This one's for all the grandmas out there. We talk about a lack of testosterone, the best foods to spend some time with, the song Jump Around, the best use for a flip phone, Betty White, our stupid sons, Slim's turtle, the little versions of us running our bodies, a radical new drug injection and 3 moderate ones.

 

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76. Breakaway Pants

January 18, 2019

Well, the episodes start coming and they don't stop coming. In this one we talk about hot cookies, load size, canker sore myths, faxing in 2019, Soulja Boy mudslides, cottage cheese, Sonic the Hedgehog, My Name Is Earl, clarification on Duke the dog, who has clones, Sum 41, mugshots, The Drew Carey Show, bats, asbestos and two voicemails. Pretty ridiculous when you list it all out.

 

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75. Drawer Full Of Pawgs

January 11, 2019

Does a person crap their pants when they turn into a werewolf? Hear all about it along with pubes and trimming them, a very important loss, loving too much, a voicemail, chimps and ghosts, spermicide spray, what is in the ol' hobo sack and a bunch of other stuff we try to forget.

 

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