The Dapper Dads
Big Glitter Conspiracy

Big Glitter Conspiracy

June 21, 2019

Who buys all the glitter?? We talk about yelling out of cars, Naturdays (of course), unexplained disappearances, the glitter conspiracy, recycling, a submission about literally eating crap and more probably.

 

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Treasure Chest Of Meatballs

Treasure Chest Of Meatballs

June 14, 2019

Another Friday another steaming pile of greatness. Hear about a plan to punch homeless people, kratom and cbd, burning pizzas, ridiculous riders, us being your wedding dates, appearing on morning tv and Sesame Street, the story of a 9 day erection, Naturdays (of course) and some Instagram questions including bellies, weird snacks, the nightmare of wolfbagging and more.

 

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FLAGGED!

FLAGGED!

June 7, 2019

This is a big old thick one. We talk about Hereditary again, an Aladdin with just Will Smith, potato salad and driving, some messed up questions, eff marry kills, last words, some would you rathers, a big reveal, our Minnesota trip recap featuring why we got kicked out of a bar, mini putt, beers, a bowling alley party and of course Soundset 2019.

 

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Big Accordion Shelf Belly Button Arms

Big Accordion Shelf Belly Button Arms

May 31, 2019

Well look what we have here. Listen to us ramble on about milking via a big foam airplane, the differences in buttholes, retirement homes, squirtin' and fartin', our old man problems with the youth, a plan for a month of statistics, juul vs. cigs, Slim's teeth dream, some fantastic Would You Rather's and more.

 

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Hot Salad

Hot Salad

May 24, 2019

Blah blah blah. Hear all about the number 23, exotic cereals, undergarments, a gift from a fan, our Soundset weekend predictions, waking up as a woman, Frankenstein's monster's penis, food court adventures, heating up a salad, So You Think You Can eat Mother's Day lunch, an update on our targeted marketing, smelly balls, tips for picking up ladies, some music talk because someone wants it and more probably.

 

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The Poop Mailer Strikes Again

The Poop Mailer Strikes Again

May 17, 2019

Speaking of porn. Hear all about unexpected porn music videos, surprise snowballs, Slim's mail, a tickling tv principal, the Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark documentary, an eff marry kill voicemail, what Slim does for booze and a card game, some wonderful toys from Wish.com, lil pumps and more.

 

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Twerk Whiff

Twerk Whiff

May 10, 2019

Your #1 source for Italyan Erotik. Hear all about our interns, working with Disney, Will and Jaden Smith, Nu Metal (again), beautiful women from our childhood, our camgirl alternative, birds not being real, targeted marketing, a breakdown of the Youtube search terms we mentioned last episode, Olive Garden, first date dinners, a wild submission, a followup to an old serious submission, cottage vs. cabin and even more.

 

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Mothers Against Dapper Dads

Mothers Against Dapper Dads

May 3, 2019

Hey BABY! Me and my boys are going to JAIL! Hear all about refreshing Naturdays, forgetting that people actually listen to this, conjuring a giant demon frog, bubbles, stealing from parties, Youtube search terms, an odd record hunt, not being a baby daddy, sports memorabilia, dry ice, Claritin or Chloroform, the worlds longest podcast, being awake for days, street gang doppelgangers and more.

 

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Honking Of The Breasts

Honking Of The Breasts

April 26, 2019

90 seems important but who knows anymore. Hear all about pretzels, posting pics on Facebook, egg burritos, some self review, being gay in a mouth or a butt, crashing our cars, peeing at sports events, everything you touch bursts into flames, a weird voicemail, some would you rathers, furry consolidation and much more.

 

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Chili Defense

Chili Defense

April 19, 2019

If you're sick on your birthday do you get a year older? Listen to us blabber about the Smooth Tour 2020, ATM expectations, getting rid of old people, convenience store fires, a semen extraction machine, Alex Jones, an explosive submission, playing with fire and fireworks, the egging of Slim's car and more.

 

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