67. Straddling The Toilet

November 16, 2018

Listen to us blabber on about Terminator 2, the first real snow and driving, Slim's new job, our actual dads, a very confusing bathroom scenario, some submissions and a bunch of other greatness.

 

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66. The Abscess

November 9, 2018

A majority of this episode revolves around a trip to the doctor. It gets VERY gross and intense at times. There's your warning. We also briefly touch on our trip to Madison, how many people it takes to make an orgy, our neverending illness and more.

 

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65. Peeing In The Sink

November 2, 2018

When Slim is under the weather and Drama is invincible you get a top notch episode like this one here. Listen to tales of Slim's pneumonia and pee tests, backroad adventures, new cereal choices, a wild would you rather, stranger danger, wet sandwiches, Jimmy of Jimmy Johns fame and a whole lot more.

 

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64. Fifi With A Clicker In It

October 26, 2018

We are sick and tired but we still pull through with another hit episode. We saw Pkew Pkew Pkew in Chicago (again) and Prof in Madison (again) and we talk about it. We also talk about a surprise Halloween party, a voicemail jingle, how fast Slim can be, something about sandy chicken, the detailed questions raised by the Goofy Movie and more.

 

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63. Ottomans Having Ottomans

October 19, 2018

WE FINALLY HAVE A PATREON! GO SUBSCRIBE, LINK BELOW. Also hear about our sweet new shirt and the work that went into it, Shaggy 2 Dope's dropkick attempt on Fred Durst, pizza bagel bites, the best time of day to make sweet love, a couple of couches and more.

 

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62. Holding It In

October 12, 2018

Hear us ramble about how many kids we could kick, Drama's first major hangover, holding in dumps for 8+ hours, and a slew of submissions covering Rammstein, random boners, Juggalos and a story of growing up in Iran.

 

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61. Two Dudes Dizzy On Duster

October 5, 2018

We sobered up a bit for this episode and who knows if it helped or made everything worse. We also took our FIRST LIVE CALL during this one. Listen to us talk about conspiracy theories, more geography, another trip to Slim's bathroom of terrors, tattoos we wanted when younger and more.

 

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60. Kink In My Slinky

September 28, 2018

Is this our loosest episode yet? Probably. Things get off the rails after several games of beer darts. We try to discuss calling sex hotlines, Jackie O (again), a wedding Slim attended, getting old, what happened to the man in the bathroom and other drunken ramblings. Good luck!

 

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59. Diaper Dads?

September 21, 2018

Hear a detailed recap of our Minneapolis trip for Prof Outdoors including a dance party, $45 on Papa John's, Lil B and much more. We also get into reality tv, G.G. Allin, eggs and egging, how dirty we will get in a fight and diapers vs. being cheated on.

 

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58. Jesus Juice Zombie Escapade

September 14, 2018

Back from Minnesota we discuss felonies, horrible tv shows, a correction to something from last episode, a spicy text message, doctors and drinking plus our plans for Minneapolis.

 

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